Old McDonald, John and Rebecca Style

This might be a difficult story to tell. It's kind of one of those you-had-to-be-there moments but I'm going to give it my best shot.

So we are in the car and Brooklyn is having a little mini tantrum. John and I bust out into song. It's been totally effective in calming her down thus far, so why not ride that train a little longer, eh? However, ours is not the traditional version of Old McDonald.

I start out with the standard cow. You know...moo moo here, moo moo there. Here a moo, there a moo.

Then I throw out the next animal...a goat. It came to the part where I was supposed to make the sound a goat makes and I couldn't remember what they said. Fail.

Then John takes over by shouting out velociraptor. (What the?!) I about died laughing. I think the noise I made was more pterodactyl-ish than velociraptor. But Brooklyn doesn't know the difference. Moving on.

My next animal...rabbit. John makes the bunny face and has his hands up to his chin. You really had to see it. He looked more like Bunnicula than Thumper. Yet on we sang "with a *makes deranged bunny face* here, and a *makes deranged bunny face* there". You get the idea.

Then John says aardvark and makes the appropriate Hannibal-Lecter-sucking-fava-beans noise. It's a good thing he was driving because I would have probably driven into a tree during my fits of laughter.

Then I say tazmanian devil and make a noise that is shockingly similar to the Taz cartoon.

I don't know how much of this helped the baby but I've learned that non-traditional Old McDonald is way more fun.

So next time you sing it (which you know will be in the shower because you won't be able to get the tune out of your head. You're welcome.) Just go wild! Pun intended.

Otter, ant, Wookie, koala, hyena, dolphin, muskrat, giraffe, sloth (2 or 3 toed), marmoset, flounder, tarantula...whatevs. Get jiggy with it!

Daddy is a Song Writer

And a very funny one at that!

He penned these lyrics as if I were singing to Brooklyn to the tune of "She'll be coming around the mountain when she comes."

There's a cutie in my utie, Get her out.
There's a cutie in my utie, Scream and shout.
There's a cutie in my utie, I can't wait to pinch her booty,
There's a cutie in my utie, Get her out.

Daddy is as funny as a man can be,
He makes mommy have to laugh and have to pee,
Daddy is so very funny, that I have to scream "Stop honey!"
Daddy is so very funny, you will see.

Brooklyn Bassett is the name that we do like,
If you really think it stinks then take a hike,
Brooklyn Bassett is so awesome that the other names we tossed em'
Brooklyn Bassett is the name that we do like.

They'll all come out to see her two by two,
But the only things she does is sleep and poo,
She is beautiful there sleepin' so these memories I'm keepin'
We love you little honey, yes we do.