Now I won't discuss my views on the great thong debate - To Floss or Not To Floss - but I found this list and wanted to share.
The Top 9 Marketing Slogans for a Maternity Thong
9. Lose yourself in a thong. Or vice versa.
8. Being pregnant doesn't mean you have to stop looking like a hussy.
7. The ribbon for your baby's finish line.
6. Don't block the light -- give your baby a womb with a view!
5. In the third trimester, every pair of underwear you own becomes a thong anyway!
4. Absolutely NOT zesty!
3. Appearing in Sisqo's nightmares since 1998!
2. A butt *that* big should be flaunted.
and the number 1 marketing slogan for the maternity thong....
1. The *safe* way to do crack while you're pregnant.
1 year ago