Pregnancy Undies

Now I won't discuss my views on the great thong debate - To Floss or Not To Floss - but I found this list and wanted to share.

The Top 9 Marketing Slogans for a Maternity Thong

9. Lose yourself in a thong. Or vice versa.

8. Being pregnant doesn't mean you have to stop looking like a hussy.

7. The ribbon for your baby's finish line.

6. Don't block the light -- give your baby a womb with a view!

5. In the third trimester, every pair of underwear you own becomes a thong anyway!

4. Absolutely NOT zesty!

3. Appearing in Sisqo's nightmares since 1998!

2. A butt *that* big should be flaunted.

and the number 1 marketing slogan for the maternity thong....

1. The *safe* way to do crack while you're pregnant.